Tuesday 10 April 2012


Have Some Fun!


Murphy's Laws:

What do both stock markets and women have in common?
They both go Up and Down...

Stock Market Day Trader:


The Pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The Optimist sees the glass half full.
The Stock Market Day Trader JUST ADDS WHISKEY ...

A Stockbroker:


There was a tremendous turnaround in the market today:
A stockbrocker who jumped out of a window on the twelfth floor, saw a computer screen on the seventh floor and did a U-turn.

Stockbroker eligibility:


QUESTION: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker?
ANSWER: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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